top 16 tag lines for new summer movies

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 22-May-2007 22:35:58

The Top 16 Summer Movie Taglines


16> See Cameron Diaz in her underwear in every movie *except*...
"Shrek 3."

15> It's Keanu Reeves' greatest fear: a paper bag he must act
himself out of, in "The, Like, Paper Bag. Whoa."

14> Witness what happens to silvery 'nads when it gets cold in...
"Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer."

13> Learn simple phonics to save yourself the embarrassment of
mangling the name of this movie in front of dozens of
families also waiting to see... "Ratatouille." (It's
French, Merde-for-brains!)

12> John Travolta, Robin Williams and Harvey Fierstein gender-bend
the future in... "Transformers."

11> A disgruntled former heavyweight champ turns insurgent in...
"Iraqi, Balboa."

10> Hollywood discovers that Jim Carrey movies are even better
*without* Jim Carrey in... "Evan Almighty."

9> Three times the excitement! Three times the stunts! Three
times we've done the same jokes now! It's... "Rush Hour 3."

8> Keira Knightley bemoans her lack of bust size in... "Pirates
of the Caribbean 3: Instead, Man's Chest."

7> George Clooney gets a visit from the crew of "Dateline:
To Catch a Predator" in... "Ocean's 13."

6> Matt Damon is Bourne again in... "The Bourne Ultimatum."

5> Witness the horror, the shock and the sorrow when FEMA
responds to a major nationwide disaster in... "28 Weeks
Later."

4> Young wizards meet secretly, wands at the ready, and even
the bird is flaming in..."Harry Potter and the Order of
the Phoenix."

3> Salma Hayek and Jennifer Connally both appear topless in...
"The Fantastic Four."

2> One man. One quest. One prostate... "Indiana Jones IV."


and the Number 1 Summer Movie Taglines...


1> Lindsay Lohan took stripper lessons for her role. What
ELSE could you possibly need to know about... "I Know
Who Killed Me"?

Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 23-May-2007 3:07:12

i like them. lol, a lot of them already exist, but i like the other ones

Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 23-May-2007 6:04:18

Hahahaaaha! Very funny.

I'll have to watch these. What channel do they come on?

Bob

Post 4 by speedie (move over school!) on Thursday, 24-May-2007 9:05:47

LOL! Great I've more chest than Keira the human plank.
Stevie